Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Good news everyone!

The War on Drugs was been going so well, that the price of Cocaine is going down!

That's what happens when something is hard to find, right? The price goes down?

Oh wait...

Well, maybe it's because people aren't doing cocaine anymore. Yeah, that's probably it.

At least I didn't have to deliver this news with the death of another innocent bystander in the war on drugs! So, it could have been worse.

Instead of another dead innocent, we're only throwing billions down a bottomless pit, with nothing to show for it but small fries living off more taxpayer money, and an availability of illegal drugs that has never so much as stopped to catch its breath!


That was a close one.

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