Tuesday, September 22, 2009

When you need to know about politics, you go to the source: Celebrities.

That's right folks; only celebrities have the skills and talent to pretend to understand the complex issues at hand in this complex health care debate.

You don't need to read the bill yourself, or even read the reports of people who have read the bill, celebrities can play politicians, so they understand the facts of this debate.

Because celebrities are also very popular, they get a lot of mail, and understand the will of the public on these critical issues.

In case you failed to notice, two of the actors in this video played doctors primarily, and Will Farrel has decades of experience doing comedy skits that include doctors.

These are professionals. You shouldn't question their knowledge on the topic.

So the next time the some right-wing wacko comes up to you and starts talking about confusing stuff like the bi-partisan congressional budget office estimates for cost, or tries to trick you by reading directly from the bill, or provides videos of the president saying one thing when he recently said something different, just stop them and think;

What would Will Farrel do?




In other news; President Martin Sheen has declared war on Atlantis. When reached for comment, he said the missiles will be firing through the Stargate within the hour. Further questions are to be directed to Will Smith.

Shut up monkey. Just dance for me.

1 comment:

NotClauswitz said...

And now the NEA brings you a new TeeVee series, Agit-prop from Tinselgrad!!