Monday, September 21, 2009

Quote of the Don't. Just don't.

Tough guy in the pickup truck throwing me the dumb-aggressive evil eye for daring to look over at you: Don't. Just don't. I have seen things that would make you scream in a girlish timbre. I can change a nuclear diaper on a Six Flags rollercoaster without getting a fleck on me, and still shoot out the ten ring from twenty yards right afterward, all while half dead or fully drunk. You’re not as tough as you think, zit face.

1 comment:

HK_USP_45 said...

He's a tough guy because he knows he won't ever have to see you face to face. His type ranks right up there with the guys who talk tough on the internet. I love the internet threats.