In the wake of the 5.4 earthquake that shook Southern California, Arnold Schwarzenegger warned that we must prepare for "anything and everything."
He then got in a biohazard suit, put on a lead apron and lead gloves, donned SCUBA gear, took three inoculations, squeezed into a space suit, opened a hatch, and climbed a ladder down to a fallout shelter. Then a cement truck backed up, and poured a concrete foundation over the hatch, and another truck pulled up, and they placed a statue of Ahh-nold as the Terminator, standing atop a pile of dead unicorns, punching Genghis Khan in the face.
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You're still not prepared. The aliens that are attracted to seismic activity on foreign planets have teleportation devices that are only foiled by a 1" layer of osmium.
Also, you should have some kind of plan B in case the concrete spontaneously explodes. He DID say 'anything and everything'...
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