Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Duh... Boobies?

Saw an ad at the theater for American Pie presents: The Naked Mile

...

Seriously.

If you've seen the preview for this movie, you'll notice that there are more computer-added "CENSORED" bars than actual film. It's basically a "Girls Gone Wild" commercial.

The idea that there were some folks sitting around thinking up movies, and one of them said, "Hey, how about a movie that has college kids, drinking, and breasts!" Fucking Brilliant!

Why bother making soft-core porn if you're not going to call it soft-core porn? And while we're at it; why don't I just make a suggestion to change the title:

BOOBIES!



I think that should just about cover the bredth of the audience you wish to target, and might actually bring in more bodies than a movie with a title made up of more than two words. plus the red attracts the attention of those with short attention- hey look at that...

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