Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Non Sequiturs in the News

Greg has a post up wherein he was inspired by a non sequitur he found in the news,
"Gun Buy-Back Doesn't Slow Wave of Violence in Oakland"

and decides to give it a shot,
# Kite flying children fail to have an effect on the number of tiger attacks
# Noise pollution doesn't make snails move any faster
# Copper content in pennies is still not an indicator of global warming

I'd like to play too!

"Mating cycles of Chilean dust mites don't make hippies get jobs"
"Lasagna consumption still has no effect on vehicle MPG"

Haha! This is fun! I'll do one more.

"Tax rebate fails to curb government spending and borrowing"

Aww... It stopped being fun.

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