shitshitshit!

The red dragon breathes fire! Your cloak of displacement smolders! --more--
Your shield burns! Your brown potion boils and explodes! --more--
Your white potion boils and explodes! Your scroll of teleport burns! --more--
Your scroll named rem curse? burns! The blast of fire bounces! --more--
Your shield burns! Your yellow potion boils and explodes! --more--
Your riding gloves smolder! Your cloak of displacement smolders further! --more--
Your spellbook of force bolt burns! --more--
You're so fucked.

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