Monday, July 06, 2009

What men must know...

...a boy must learn.



Or, Why penny arcade doesn't suck part 2

The Lookouts is possibly the best thing I've seen from Penny Arcade. Guest artists or no.

Read it.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

There is one part left.

I can't wait to see it.

UPDATE: Part 5

The art makes me feel all Tartakovskyish

Busy busy busy

Last few weeks have been crazy, and I've been trying to manage my time. Honestly, the blackberry has helped. I'm slowly training myself to constantly check my calendar and task list, and to take free time to check for hastily recorded voice notes to transcribe into tasks and calendar items.

So far I've been keeping up, and the new bed has improved my sleeping dramatically, but I'm still waiting for a call from the sleep study people telling me I don't have breathing problems when I sleep, but I'm not holding my breath (or am I?).

Before we got the new bed, I had three days in a row of nights that had a full 8 hours of sleep (with dreams!), where I woke up just as fatigued as when I went to bed. The last day was bad. It was worse than I remembered from when I had insomnia when I was younger.

The business is progressing nicely, we're doing our best to plan as much as we can to secure our position in that 5% that makes it, and with the resources we have, I feel quite confident. When I really sat and thought about it, I was surprised how many people I knew who could be of help in building our business. For future reference, try to burn as few bridges as possible, and tell EVERYONE you know that you're looking for people who you can talk to about starting a business. That 8 degrees of Kevin Bacon thing works for the rest of us. You'd be surprised how close you are to people who can help you (and which friends will get to to those people!).

I've had the entrepreneur bug for years, and always wondered what made you a capital "B" Businessman, and not just an employee. Since I'm right in the middle of it, I'm starting to notice it happen to me, and think I have some answer. It seems simple, but simply by surrounding yourself with the information, magazines, reference material, and like-minded people, you change the way you see things. You make different connections, and see different things. Little what-if business ideas that you kick around with your friends get a dose of reality as you figure potential profits, marketability, supply chain problems, operating expenses, insurance requirements, and on and on. It's strange to go to the same store/business/restaurant you've been going to for years, and find yourself noticing things about their operation or product you never even knew were at play previously. Like seeing things with new eyes.

I hope my blogging won't suffer, because I find value in it, but I feel certain it will. Well, maybe I just need to schedule time for it in my BlackBerry to make it happen. :) Actually, I've gotten a few posts out that I would have otherwise forgotten were it not for the ease with which I can record voice notes. Maybe I shouldn't be so negative. Maybe blogging will get better.

The wedding is fast approaching, and the degree of coordination required for even our small wedding is surprising. I can't even begin to imagine running a $100,000 affair.

The blackberry likes and dislikes continues. Likes: Using GPS and google maps to store my parking spot location in the maze of streets, people, and cars that is Downtown Huntington Beach on the Fourth of July. That was pretty sweet. The camera is 2 Megapixels, and enough to capture the entire whiteboard and keep text readable. The high res screen lets me read it without zooming in terribly close. Very useful. Dislikes: Youtube sucks on the blackberry bold. There are ways around it, downloaders you can get, but there is no app (AFAIK) that interfaced directly with youtube's stream that presents it well. I specifically made youtube NOT one of the requirements for my phone, so I can't complain officially, but it would be nice. The phone speaker volume does not change when you change sound profiles. So when I set the profile to loud, I had to turn the earpiece all the way up so I could hear over the noise around me. Later when I changed the sound profile back to normal, the earpiece volume was still turned all the way up. SURPRISE! Also, there does not appear to be different stored volumes for audio played when headphones are plugged in, and when they're not. So you might turn the volume down on the headphones to listen to music quietly, then unplug them, and miss your ringer because the volume is turned way down. Also, you can't turn on the wireless connections (phone/internet) when the battery is below 10%, even if you're plugged in. That seems weird. Small things; still a great phone, still convinced I made the right decision.

Had a bit of twitter fun last night and live-tweeted some hot meat-on-grill action. I only use twitter for random thoughts that come up (none of that, "I'm going to the store!" "I'm buying cheese!" "I'm driving home!" nonsense), but I think I like the idea of live-tweeting like that. Plus the tweetberry app on the blackberry makes it easier than burning yourself on my grill last night. You can check it out, and follow me HERE. Or you can not, and not. It's a free country.

Getting a queen sized mattress and box spring home on the roof of a Passat was a bit comical, but successful. While use of paracord, and proper knots kept things where they needed to be, and the experience was largely uneventful, I still think we could have made it better if we had played the Benny Hill Theme while prepping the car.

COD:WaW has been notably absent with the recent rush on my time, but the last few times I was playing, I noticed some form of synchronized xbox live-wide suck that was taking place. Suddenly, every game I played, barely made it above 400, and usually only had one person on each tame make it into double digits. I kept joining new games, and trying again later, but it persisted. Very strange. It's as if a million voices were awesome at COD; and were suddenly sucky.

I need to get to the range to sight in some rifles (including the Enfield I accidentally moved the front sight on), but my range time, and frankly, interest has been consumed with the business and the wedding. My CMP Garand is still on hold pending finalization of expenses.

My state tax refund is likely going to return to me as an IOU. I'm pretty sure some bank will honor the IOU, but I might just keep it for myself to get the maximum return on the money they took from me, and collected interest on for a year and a half. But it really depends on a couple of things, like the interest rate, and whether or not I think there's still going to be a California state government by the time the IOU comes due.

Guess that's it for now.

Who owns the octopus?

Nannou - Aphex Twin


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An Interesting Thought

People keep talking about President Obama being a celebrity, and his acceptance being a form of celebrity worship. He's not a politician, he's a rock star! He's boffo! He is the IT man! Well, America loves it's celebrities!

But you know what America loves to do to celebrities?

America loves to build 'em up, worship 'em, watch 'em soar, then tear 'em down.


I just think 4 years is going to set a new record for that celebrity cycle.


Should be interesting.

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Blackberry Bold likes and dislikes

Likes
  • BB seems to acknowledge that their browser sucks at javascript by providing the option to enable or disable (beyond default settings) java on specific bookmarked pages. Works great when you want to run with java enabled, but a few bookmarked sites are slow, or running with java off, but a few bookmarked sites require java (like blogger.com). (there is also a keyboard shortcut to turn java on and off)
  • Shortcuts are a necessity. Because the Bold doesn't have a touch screen, you have a trackball that can interface with every menu item on the screen. While this is good, it's really not as good as a straight touch interface. To make up for that, they added keyboard shortcuts (you need to disable fast dialing from the home screen) to hit all the primary applications. This way you can just pick it up, and open the program with a keypress, whether it's on the home screen, in the extended menu, or buried in a folder. The shortcuts make navigation a breeze, but they are limited to the applications blackberry selected. If there was a way to customize shortcuts, navigation would be near perfect.
  • It was frickin' sweet to pause Pandora internet radio to record a voice note while google maps queries my GPS to track my location down to 3 meters. Multitasking kicks ass.
  • It has a voice note recorder that can be set to an external button and doesn't require excessive interface. I can pick it up, press the external button to wake it up and open the program, press the trackball to start recording, press it again to stop, click to the right to open the menu, and click to save. I like being able to record quick voice notes while driving without taking my eyes off the road. If there was integration with the clicky in the mic unit on my headphones where I could just hold the click until it beeps, speak, then click again to stop recording and return to the previous application, that would be the ultimate.
  • The extended "button" menu keeps the last selected item highlighted even if it's different from the item highlighted in the non-extended menu. There is a short menu on the "home" screen, and an extended one when you press the menu button. Having the extended menu start with the last item you selected still selected is convenient. One of those nice little things.
  • While I'm not using blackberry's e-mail system, I like that I have the option of opening one of my separate e-mails, or open the main one with all of them combined into one primary mailbox. You also have the option of including SMS messages to make it your one-stop-icon for messaging.
  • The application switcher (which works like alt+tab) can be set to an external button for quick switching between the last two applications. Clicking it opens a menu of the open applications and the primary apps, with the selector on the last one you used. From there you can click the same button again to go to the previous, or scroll the trackball to select another one.
  • You have a multimedia button in addition to individual media buttons. So if you want a home shortcut to just photos, or just music, or all multimedia, you can have it.
  • The weekly calendar, scrolling right across the days, full week view, notes at the bottom, awesome, awesome, awesome.
  • Symbol selection is quick and easy to do.
  • The "leather" back seems odd at first, but it turns out to be just rough enough to not slide around on smooth surfaces, and just smooth enough not to stick to everything it comes into contact with. Strange, but a winner.


Dislikes
  • There seems to be some lag in the OS when flipping between networks, but this became less pronounced after the first day (???)
  • The built in browser sucks at life. There are alternatives, but after I turned off javascript, it sped up to a tolerable speed. Not quick, but tolerable. I have yet to try another since I haven't been using the browser enough for it to really slow me down.
  • The "hourglass" (a ticking clock) comes up, usually in browser, and while it's up, the entire phone is non-responsive. This reveals either resource hogs, poor program resource limiting, or non-true multitasking. It's rare, but when it happens it seems to happen multiple times before it stops. Possibly associated with switching networks?
  • I had a crash today, I'm pretty sure it was limited to the Pandora app, since I went back to the menu screen when it was done taking a dump, and Pandora wasn't running. While this isn't BB's fault, it smacks of bad memory allocation to allow a 3rd party app to lock up the entire OS. What is this? Windows 3.1? Windows 98?
  • Nitpick; the click on the wheel is a little too hard to push with the pad of my thumb. Maybe my thumbs are just soft.
  • Lacking complete integration of the accessories. My headphones have a click button on the mic that can control the music and phone, but 3rd party apps seem to ignore this peripheral functionality. Note that this is the single advantage of Apple's monolithic hardware/software/accessories architecture. (except BIG TEH MONIES FOR STEVE of course) Likewise other 3rd party apps that do not take advantage of keyboard shortcuts, or lack documentation of them.
  • Calendar reminders can only be "snoozed" for one length of time. You can set it to whatever you want, but when an alert comes up, you can't snooze one for an hour, and another for 15 minutes.

All in all, I'm impressed with it. I'm growing quite certain I made the right decision.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Nethack Rage



That's pretty much how my nethack games have been going lately...

Get A Move On - Mr. Scruff


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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

testy testy test

Testes


I'm blogging on my bold while pandora plays, and google maps extrapolates my position.

This is pretty fucking sweet.

What kind of sdk do they have again??? ;)

A Bold new move

I post this from my blackberry bold. I'm generally not a fan of phone companies, so if I have any problems with provider or device, you'll hear about it.

So far (2 hours :]) the browser is a bit slow, but I knew it was going to be slower than the iphone. Everything else looks great.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Dear Readers: A Reminder

Dear Readers,

It has become increasingly apparent that there is a misconception regarding the blogger/reader relationship on this blog.

This is likely due to the spike in new readers lately, and it's really my fault for not posting this information somewhere it can be read immediately. Though I smile at the notion that other people are finding value of some kind in what is posted here, you should note that I post here for my own personal amusement only.

That is not to say that I am not interested in your opinion or comments. In fact, I welcome them, and have had my mind changed by well reasoned comments in the past. So if you've got something to say, and the ability to say it politely, by all means; do.

But don't think for one second that I owe you a damn thing.

I am the person who reads this blog the most. I read it, re-read it, and dig through the archives for stuff I want to read, watch, or listen to. I've been blogging here for almost five years now, and in that time, I've changed in many ways. I love to revisit those times, and remind myself that I am the sum of my experiences. This is a blog about me, my opinions, my experiences, my writing, and the things I like. This blog is intended for me.

Look to either side of this post. There are no ads. There are no ads for a reason. I ask nothing of you, and expect nothing from you. I post here for me.

So when you bitch about content, make derisive comments, or try to goad me into a fight, I reserve the right to challenge you with a reasoned rebuttal, ignore you, berate you, challenge your sexuality, resort to childish name-calling, or simply delete your comment then and every one thereafter. (unread, of course)

Certainly there is room for poking fun, but know that the internet removes all emotion from your words. So unless you're a friend or frequent commenter who I can safely assume is kidding, I might not read your jest the right way unless it has a smiley or "j/k" at the end.

Like I said; it tickles me that I have return readers, and I'm actually kind of interested in what most of you have to say, but don't think for one goddamn second that I owe you anything.

Hugs and kisses,
-ET

PS: for further reading, check the disclaimer at the bottom of the page!

Phone reviews: Don't even try.

Due to my congenital self-loathing, I've decided to join the fraternity of masochists who struggle to operate a small business in California.

Because of this, I need a capable business phone. After a short search, (I hate shopping for phones) I've narrowed the search to the Blackberry Bold, or the iphone, favoring the Bold. (heh, "...favors the bold")

I've begun looking at some comparison reviews, and think I've got a pretty good feel for 90% of them.
The Bold is pretty good, but the iphone is better. Because it's innovative, and cool, and different, and made by apple it's just better.

To be fair, most of the reviews are positive for both, but the reasons given for the iphone being "just as good" are things like, "It just feels better," "It's designed better," "It fits my hand better," and "It's just more intuitive."

I'm not sure if this is because the reviewers honestly think the iphone is all these things, or if it's just because they don't want to piss off the fanboys who watch their videos or read their iphone-leaning comparisons while masturbating furiously.

Ok, ok, that was a cheap shot.

Kinda...

I just today got a chance to really play with an iphone, and to its credit, the touch interface is so fucking perfect it's amazing. Does exactly what you want it to do, where you want to do it. You just put it in your hand, and GO. It's truly impressive.

But just as with every other Apple product, by dumbing down the interface to the lowest common denominator, you lose the higher functionality of what is a really powerful device.

I'll probably be going for the Bold, and knowing that I might have to eat my words later, I think it's the smarter choice for what I want it for.


Hmm... This is the first post about the formation of my consultantcy company, and I don't think I have a good tag for it. I was going to use "work" but that doesn't seem to apply, nor (technically) does "selfemployment." I'll use this one for now, and may change it later.

I'm Cool - Reel Big Fish

I'll miss you, Billy. You crazy-ass, yelling-at-me motherfucker.


Read the complete comic here.

I'm actually more bothered by Billy's death than the other two "superstars" who died.

Rest in peace, Billy.

*ET pours some oxyclean out on the curb*

Friday, June 26, 2009

California Tax Rebate Journal

Day 72:
Hi. It's been a while since I've written, but I feel pretty good about our chances today. I mean, the last 71 days seemed pretty likely too, but somehow, today feels different. I just know it'll come soon.

Besides, I've been thinking about it, and a lot of those days weren't actually business days, so it really hasn't been as long as it seems. Plus, California state workers get 13 paid holidays a year, plus paid personal and sick days, so it's really even less than that. I've pretty much convinced the others that the last few years were a fluke. I mean, we've only been waiting three times as long for our rebates, so who are we to complain?

I've finally decided against adjusting the day count to the day I actually filed my state tax return. I think the starting date is arbitrary, and it doesn't really matter, you know?

I understand our legislators and state workers are busy, I mean, they actually broke the hiring freeze to hire 3200 more workers, so things MUST be moving forward. It's not like they'd just sit on their hands...

Supplies and morale are low. Smitty got on his soapbox again, complaining about how they took that extra tax money starting a year and a half ago, and have been collecting interest on it while they've been raising taxes and fees. The others got him to shut up after a while, but his words are starting to sink in.

What if our politicians really don't feel ashamed for taking more than they were supposed to, and try urgently to return the money to their constituents? I mean, I'm not that cynical, but what if they just wanted to take as much money as possible, for as long as possible, without regard for the people who earned it? If you were to even THINK about following that line of reasoning, you'd have no choice but to conclude that the entire state is broken! That just can't be.

Looking forward to tomorrow. I'm sure it'll come soon.

Bah.

Feeling down lately. Not on purpose, of course, it's just how I've been lately.

I think work has been getting me down more than usual.

Plus, I can't seem to bring myself to get worked up about California being mere days away from insolvency and the following interruption of services that are sure to bring rioting, looting, arson, destruction, death, etc, etc, whatever.

Or the fact that North Korea has been focused like a laser beam on picking a fight for the last 50 years, and has somehow determined that it is ready to kick the ass of the world's premier military superpower, headed by a man who... oh yeah... never mind then.

Or the fact that Obama and his handlers have legislation that will, in Obama's words, "necessarily cause energy prices to skyrocket ... [the energy industry] will pass that [cost] on to consumers." and they're trying to push it through with a battering ram.

Or that our president bitched about the deficit, then quadrupled it with new spending to save jobs that hasn't saved any jobs, while appointing czars who can't be checked or balanced by any other branch of government to lord over the glut of private companies the government socialized.

Or that nothing can be done about any of it because there is a deficiency of an intangible, immeasurable, unexplainable object called "political will;" which somehow has nothing to do with the people who initially elected these mentally divergent bed-wetters, and everything to do with who has the high score in the game of grab-ass going on in that Carnival Funhouse up on Capital Hill.

HEY! HEY, UP THERE! CAN YOU HEAR US DOWN HERE?! WE'RE LOSING OUR JOBS, LIFE SAVINGS, HOMES, HEALTH CARE, AND FUTURE, WHILE YOU FUCKERS ARE DICKING AROUND UP THERE!

THIS ISN'T A FUCKING GAME!


Well, that was cathartic. Maybe it isn't work.

I really need to get to the range.

Things that will never happen for $500, Alex

Like I said, if they launch at us, we should obliterate the launch sites. Then Obama should go on national TeeVee and say "Knock it off or Pyongyang is next. End of press conference."
~Ride Fast

I'll file that in the "wouldn't it be nice, but you won't catch me holding my breath" file.

On second thought, maybe it's not that impossible. He has revealed himself to be a tad thin skinned.

Maybe we can somehow get Kim Jung Il to ask probing questions about President Obama's smoking habits?

So, ha! - Splashdown

Good video too.

I can tell that we are gonna be friends - The White Stripes

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

A bit of fun with cryptography





Before you start clicking the clues below, really try to exhaust every angle. Spend some time on it. It'll be much more rewarding to get it without the hints.

For a hint, click here.
For a clue, click here here.
For a BIG clue, click here here.
For a near spoiler, click here here.