Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Vote Hillary for a better 4 years from now.

Just one Conservatarian's humble opinion.

If a Republican wins two things will happen. First, the incredible "Bush hate" will turn into "Rudy/Romney/McCain hate" because it was never "Bush hate," it was Republican hate. Secondly, Republican leaders will remain in the apparent coma they've been in, and continue the "cut taxes and spend like drunken sailors" fiscal policy.

Hillary will be torn to shreds by the end of her "service." Sending Democrats (and likely women, unfortunately) back years in the minds of most Americans. This is likely because her presidency would follow a Clinton bent, as her campaign has, and she lacks the slick-shit charm that old BJ (Bill Jefferson) had to get out of the numerous scandals that spilled from his office. It's likely she'll resort to using Bill's charm to get her out of trouble one (hundred) too many times, and Americans enamored with slick Willy will wise up. Also, she'll lack the Republican majority that kept the insane spending in check. By the end of her presidency, uttering the word "Hillary" should leave Americans reaching for a drink to wash the bad taste from their mouth.

Hillary will impose (and I do mean impose) her free lunch health care scheme, which will immediately cause a severe drop in the level of health care available to everyone except the rich. And by everyone, I also mean Democrats. This will slap the socialist idealists (who seem to be in the majority) in the face and remind them that when the government tries to do anything except waste money, it fails miserably. This is the only risky venture since prolonged use of this system threatens to severely damage the the best health care industry in the world. Hopefully this doesn't stick for 8 years. *shudder*

Hillary will increase taxes to pay for her pet programs early, which is a pinch majority of Americans are willing to accept because they feel guilty for working hard (for some damn reason). However, this pinch will be made significantly harder with the instant, unstoppable bloat that will be caused by the "free" health care. Americans will feel the pinch, then they'll feel pliers digging and twisting. Hillary will refuse to cut her programs for as long as possible, opting to raise taxes on the rich (you know, the people who make jobs and pay people) until we near a recession.

Hillary will strengthen clandestine information gathering powers and technologies under the guise of Homeland Security, and likely misuse them (as Clintons are wont to do). She will be skewered by the privacy and government watchdog groups that grew powerful watching Republicans. She'll suffer the monster she helped create when the anti-war and pro-privacy groups she chanted with against the Bush administration turn on her. This will be fun to watch.

Hillary will rub America the wrong way. She'll play a Carter, and with any luck, our Reagan will appear.

Vote Hillary for a better 4 years from now.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think you just like sayig BJ.