Gee. Nice yard sale ya got there.
Be a shame if someone... shut it down...
What's that? A childrens' book?
I'm sure you've already paid for the mandatory lead testing required for the sale of any childrens' products. Otherwise I might have to shut this little party down, and fine you a few G's per childrens' item I find.
Who could argue with the logic? It's "for the children"? Anyone who disagrees with this law is obviously a child molester.
Proving once again that the eight scariest words in the English language are;
We're from the government, we're here to help!