Seriously???

Just saw a bumper sticker that made me double-take.

World peace before 2012
Obama for president

Seriously?

No, really...

Seriously?!

Did this person honestly and truly believe that by electing Obama president that he would bring about world fucking peace?!

I can understand being accused of being a cult follower of Obama, but to advertise it on your bumper???

I mean, why not just slap this bumper sticker on your car?

World-wide utopia by 2012
Obama for president

Or this?

Create matter by 2012
Obama for president

How about this?

Lick your elbow by 2012
Obama for president

Or maybe this would be better?

Things beyond the realm of
possibility affect how I vote

But to be fair, putting such a bumper sticker on your car might decrease the amount of not-being-intentionally-rammed-by-other-cars you experience...

Wait a minute...

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE WANT GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE!