Monday, July 13, 2009

Rage-o-hol! Now in new flavors!

From a chat with JD of Ballistic Deanimation...
JD: I can use Word or Google docs...
actually, now that Wordpress doesn't completely hose the formatting that should be easy
then I can write now, and capture the all the rage and teeth-clenching stupidity as it happens!
ET: that's the best way!
bottle that shit, and sell it as a JD's rage tonic
JD: I'd have to have huge liability insurance
how I manage to keep from committing felonies daily boggles the mind...anyone not used to it is screwed
ET: just sell it with the disclaimer "not to be used by anyone ever for any reason
JD: never stand up in civil court
which would be fuel for more RAGE
ET: AMAZING PROFITS
JD: perpetuating the cycle into one big, angry circle
lol
ET: Ragoholics anonymous; People addicted to Rage-o-hol
JD: Rageohol...the new energy drink
ET: YES
JD: Your daily drive? Much better with rageahol
ET: The ingredients say: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
JD: Your meeting with the boss? Rage it out
TPS reports?
LOL
yes
ET: Now with 10% more "FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU"
In different flavors!
"Government waste Green Apple"
"Recidivist Pedophile early release program Red!"
JD: lol
ET: "Love Triangle Lemon!"
JD: Smelly Greenpeace Hippy Whale-hugger Kelp Flavored!
ET: LOL
"Boss is younger than me Blue Raspberry!"
JD: My Wife Loves My Brother Pineapple
and then one simply named...
Obama Banana
ET: "Double parker Sour grapes"
JD: with a subtitle...BOHICA
ET: lol
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
JD: lol
Have you had your rage-o-hol this morning?
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Yup!
ET: "unexpected car maintenance cherry!"
"Over on your cell minutes melon!"
JD: Entitlement Complex Cherry! I'm drinking it right now!
ET: Contest: What's your recipe for rage???
ha!
this shit it gold
JD: blog this
I can't...you must
ET: It's the only way people will know!
JD: and buy our shit!
???
Profit

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