Doesn't it suck to have class?

Because having class means you can't do things like this:

"Democrats prepare to move forward with investigations of Bush administration" ... Drudge Report

To prevent this from happening, I offer the following scenario......

On January 15, 2009, George Bush resigns. Dick Cheney becomes president and appoints Sarah Palin as VP. On January 16, Cheney resigns and Palin becomes America's first female president and immediately pardons all former,current, and future, Bush administration personnel. On January 17, Palin appoints Michael Steele, the first black Lt. Governor of Maryland, as VP. On January 18, Palin resigns and Steele becomes America's first black president. On January 19, Steele issues a pardon to Palin. On January 20, Barack Obama, becomes America's second black president.

The End.

What a huge "fuck you." At least we'd get all that nonsense out of the way.
"Oh you're president, and you have a vagina?! NO SHIT?! AMAZING!!@!11"
"Oh you're president, and you have dark pigment in your skin?! NO SHIT?! AMAZING!!1@!221"

"content of their character" indeed.

From Rustmeister