Coworker: "This guy was a piece of work. He wasn't a douchebag, he was captain douchebag."
Everyone: Laughter
Me: "He was a 5th degree douchebag."
Everyone: Laughter
Coworker: "He meditated on top of a mountain."
Everyone: Laughter
Me: "He lived in a monastery for 7 years."
Everyone: Laughter
Coworker: "He attained douchebag enlightenment, and wanders the Earth as a aesthetic, spreading douche across the world."
Everyone: Hysterical laughter
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