Tuesday, June 01, 2010

The Onion: White House calls James Cameron, underwater director to stop the oil leak.

Oh fuck. This is real.

This would be hilarious if it wasn't so infuriating.

"Mr. President, the Gulf oil leak is getting worse! We need to get on top of this!"
"Let me be clear... It's time for us to get serious on this oil leak. *pound fist on table* GET ME JAMES CAMERON!"

C'mon. Seriously. This is a joke, right?


Anonymous said...

The govt didn't contact Cameron because they think he knows everything about sub-sea operations...

It was Cameron who contacted the government because he thinks he knows everything about sub-sea operations.

ErnestThing said...

Everything I've read has indicated Cameron was called in by the gov.

Got a link?