Wednesday, April 08, 2009

OBAMA ENDS WAR IN IRAQ!!!

Kinda.

There are still troops there, and they are still fighting, but it's not the "War in Iraq" any more, that war is over.

Unfortunately, we still have to deal with the Overseas Contingency Operation in Iraq, which started, coincidentally enough, the exact moment the "War in Iraq" ended. Troops are still over there, fighting and dying, but at least the "War in Iraq" is over.

You see, we have to fight contingency them over there overseas, so we don't have to fight contingency them over here.

These are fresh ideas that end Bush's flawed logic, and begin Obama's hope and change.

3 comments:

NotClauswitz said...

We gonna contingify their Overseas asses!

Fletch said...

When going out for a patrol, marines can be heard yelling "CONTINGIFY YOU SOME!"

Mike said...

Let's contingent the whole village!