Tuesday, September 19, 2006

I HATE "cooling off" periods!

MAN, I HATE cooling off periods! I would shoot cooling off periods if I could! I'M SO ANGRY!!!! AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!

Not really. They're just funny, actually. But not like funny: "Ha Ha, you have to wait" more like funny: "Raped and strangled by the man stalking you because the police can't protect you, restraining orders aren't worth the paper they're printed on, and you had to wait a cooling off period before you could protect yourself" which, tragically enough, isn't even actually that funny...

One week till I can pick up my legally purchased property.

3 comments:

blogagog said...

Congratulations! But it needs a scope. As the saying goes, "A shotgun without a scope is like a hunting trip without an accordian."

So... are you still mad at the person who made you want to buy the gun in the first place?

ExistingThing said...

I didn't buy the shotgun because I was mad at someone, I got it because I wanted to make someone else mad!

*cough*Diane Feinstein*cough*

On the 26th, when I'm armed with my terror-assault-sniper-street-sweeper- fully-automatic-child-killing room broom I'm sure to begin a gun-induced rampage in the desert, and mercilessly murder every baby-sized, blood-colored clay pigeon I can. (sadly, I don't have a pistol grip, which would, according to some GFWs, allow me to fire many times without having to reload)

My bloodlust is insatiable!

defiant_infidel said...

After the LA riots, a normal mind would think that something might have been learned about the perils of "waiting periods". Ah, but the place is inhabited by smiley liberals whose idea of history began when they opened their eyes this morning just before coffee. And afterall, look who all is in charge over there. I don't know how you stand it, ET.