My brother and I were talking about this on the way out to the desert yesterday, and we were at a bit of a loss. To me, it feels like the "What gun for X" hypotheticals about outlandish scenarios you might find yourself in, and what gun you would choose.
The only thing we came up with was strapping a boat to your roof, or some kind of floating ocean hamster ball.
The destruction in the videos is so relentless, so complete, that
May be a helipad on your roof?