Tuesday, July 01, 2008

You're too stupid

The recent "hands-free" cell phone law that passed in California reminded me of the basis of all of these idiotic laws.

You're too stupid to use your phone while you drive.

You're too stupid to manage your retirement.
You're too stupid to raise your kids.
You're too stupid to own a firearm.
You're too stupid to teach your children.
You're too stupid to eat healthy.
You're too stupid to voluntarily buy car insurance.
You're too stupid to make your own decisions.
You're too stupid to decide how much to pay your employees.
You're too stupid to invest your money freely.
You're too stupid to use fireworks.
You're too stupid to make health decisions.
You're too stupid to know smoking is bad for you.
You're too stupid to choose a breed of dog for a pet.
You're too stupid to understand financial risk.
You're too stupid to understand a contract.

You're too stupid...

You're too stupid...

You're too stupid...

2 comments:

blogagog said...

California is the "we must protect you from yourself" state.

defiant_infidel said...

Yeah, that what Blogi said... and it's spreading.