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Monday, December 03, 2007
USB toaster will murder your other toasters.
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I'm always looking for a great gift for that "Person in the hospital." So you carry around bread with you so your laptop can turn it into toast? What if I get crumbs in the keys? And where does it keep my fresh on the go butter and jam? It only has one slot. My toster has four slots. And is transportable. And punches babies also.
People, we're missing the bigger picture here. A single slice toaster?!?! Get real. What's next, a sandwich with only one slice of bread? Jeans with only one leg? Single-wheeled cars?
This is a bennite solution to the problem of finding ample available toast while away from home. It's why I support the initiative to install free duel or quad toasters in all hotel rooms, airports, truckstops and restrooms.
Lily Burk's story is about a young girl's trust and our failure as a society. It includes a family friend of hers who joins the discussion and unbelievably offers the beliefs that perpetuate these horrors. Read the posts and comments starting here. Never forget that these people exist.
Remember James Broadnax
He wounded and executed two Christian music producers for $2 and a car so he wouldn't have to walk home. Watch the interview with the remorseless murderer that changed my life. Never forget that these people exist.
4 comments:
I'm always looking for a great gift for that "Person in the hospital." So you carry around bread with you so your laptop can turn it into toast? What if I get crumbs in the keys? And where does it keep my fresh on the go butter and jam? It only has one slot. My toster has four slots. And is transportable. And punches babies also.
Wow. That's quite a toaster.
People, we're missing the bigger picture here. A single slice toaster?!?! Get real. What's next, a sandwich with only one slice of bread? Jeans with only one leg? Single-wheeled cars?
This is a bennite solution to the problem of finding ample available toast while away from home. It's why I support the initiative to install free duel or quad toasters in all hotel rooms, airports, truckstops and restrooms.
One slice of toast. Give me a break.
Restrooms?! Pass... Even if it is toast.
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