Amaze your friends, laugh with your coworkers, produce presentations that use a lot of jargon but make no sense (impressing your audience), miraculously get a raise!
BS generation is a very important facet of business.
Web Economy BS Generator
Like it or not, this actually kind of makes sense...
"To productize out-of-the-box synergies our integrated infomediaries must monetize mission-critical channel communities proactively or back-end cross-media schemas will incentivize dynamic best-of-breed application/architecture relational supply-chain paradigms. Effectively whiteboarding our bleeding-edge leverage matrix and recontextualizing their enterprise extensible platform convergence functionalities."