Republican Party: "We're pointless as a political party! Please replace us!"

It's funny, everyone keeps advocating the death of the Republican party in favor of a conservative libertarian party.

I just never thought the leaders of the Republican party would be the ones making the most convincing arguments.


"What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? That you're as useless as an asshole [on my elbow]? Well guess what, Buddy. I think, you just fucking convinced me!"