Thursday, September 27, 2012

Obama Phone

[To the tune of Raffi's Banana Phone]

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Obama phone!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Obama phoooone!

It's so revealing, of the stealing,
That goes on under the left wing. WING!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Obama phone!
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding Disenfranchizoooone!

Sounds like stagflation, the death of a nation!
It's the knell, of our bell!
Cellular, Marx-ular, Class Warfare-odular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Obama phone!
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping, Poll-bating phone!
We'll need some burkas after this bread circus!
My welfareist, Obammunist PHOOOOONE!

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
To call a thousand times!
Don't tell me my lunch ain't free,
Cuz, buddy, I got mine!
I'll call for pizza, on EBT!
The welfare office; "What else is free?"
My vote's for sale! I'm a coffin nail! This country's set to fail-ail-ail-ail!

(Soprano Sax Solo)
Disgusting!

Oh my God!
(Piano Solo)

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Obama phone!
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
Yin yang yin yang yin yang ying, your country's blown!
It's a real live proof of what you dread,
Those entitlements will crash down on your head!
They'll be looking for you, when the money's through! Oh no!
My welfareist, Obammunist PHOOOOONE!

Obama phone, ring ring ring!
(There's just more takers than makers!)
Obama phone, ring ring ring!
(Rome's looking pretty good right now!)
Obama phone, ring ring ring!
(They'll drag you outta your homes!)
Obama phone, ring ring ring!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop-doop!

2 comments:

Nameless Cynic said...

Huh. You mean that program started in 2008 under Bush? First suggested by Reagan? That program?

ErnestThing said...

I appreciate your selective reading skills. The fact check (totally reputable and without bias by the way) article ends by calling them woodrow wilson phones. Read your own sources.

Also implicating Reagan and Bush is nowhere near the silver bullet you think it is.

Go knee-jerk a liberal. They're much more receptive, and more likely to take your bait.