Autotune The News is a collection of videos where they electronically "tune" the actual voices of people in the news to fit in a song they produce around the news items. It's also goddamn hilarious.
Here's the most recent video, and here's the second most recent.
The most recent video has Close Captioning, which I recommend you turn on, and the second has the words along the bottom.
As near as I can tell, these are actual words spoken by these newscasters, politicians, and pundits. I must express disbelief at some of the idiotic topics that come up in congress, and confusion about Katie Couric's writers (at least I HOPE she has writers for this drivel).