Speaking of Swordfish

I spoke earlier of Swordfish coding, and how silly it was.

I forgot to mention that I have been accused by a coworker of pretending to be programming Swordfish style.

When you type as fast as I do, and do your coding in an entirely keyboard-controlled editor, it just sounds like you're exaggerating your typing speed... Grossly.

Now whenever he sees me coding, he always comes up behind me and says, "...enhance..."