Pepper your conversations with this quote

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf mutes..."

Half of the quote is excluded to spare the feelings of the conversationalist, and for your own personal amusement.

I hope that you...

                               Enjoy.

Defcon 13 baby!

Oh yeah.

I'm going to Defcon 13. And from the look of the schedule... It's going to kick ass... Defcon is a hacking convention that takes place in Las Vegas once a year. I'm going with my friend, and, uh... it's going to kick ass.

I'm a-gonna git me a lanyard!

Behold! The chopsticks of paradox!